– The world gets its first gay head of state (although it’s a little backdoor – the actual head of the party is taking a leave of absence).
– Obama Justice Department Re-Hires Attorney Fired By Goodling Because Of Lesbian Rumor – aww, nice! Also, that’s a pretty crappy thing to do in the first place.
– Obama explains why we need a stimulus bill in an editorial in the Washington Post. The best line is the tagline: “The writer is president of the United States.”
– Surveillance Pic Shows Man Robbing Stores With Klingon Sword – the clerk recognized it as a Bat’leth.